My Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
I’ve bought a computer for my home and I’ve found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:

1. There is a button  ‘Start’ but there is no ‘Stop’ button.  I request you to please check this.
2. One doubt is, whether any ‘Re-Scooter’ is available in System..? Cos I find only ‘Re-cycle’, as I own only a scooter.
3. I recently learnt  ‘Microsoft Word’, now I want to learn ‘Microsoft Sentence’. So, when will you provide that?
4. There is ‘Microsoft Office’,  but what about ‘Microsoft Home’ since I use this at home only.
5. One personal question, how is it that your name is  ’Gates’ but you are selling ‘Windows’; instead of Doors’..!! Awaiting Reply.

With best regards,
Mr. Bean.